The most unusual story of a most unusual girl

I CAN’T

“She was mean and she had seashells in her hair!!!!”

I. Want. This. WHAT EVEN.

Oh my god.

SO RELEVANT.

Did Jimmy Kimmel just punk us with the promise of alternate endings?!

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JIMMY KIMMEL.

GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS!

WHO HAS JJ ABRAMS NUMBER?

I need to call him and ask him what the fuckity fuck fuckery just happened.

I don’t believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape.

WORDS TO LIVE BY.

I love Jack, so I felt guilty for laughing when seeing this! =x

Spell his name correctly, tho. Wtf, autocorrect?! Get on your game!

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