I just watched an episode of Maury, as you do from time to time.
It was the classic Father/Not the Father set up.
Except this time the baby daddy was claiming he wasn’t the father because the baby had lighter skin..so the father had to be Tom Anderson.
Myspace Tom Anderson.
Because, his logic here, Tom was her only white + first friend on myspace.
Nevermind that Tom is AUTOMATICALLY YOU’RE FIRST FRIEND ON MYSPACE.
Don’t tell me this show is scripted, let me live the dream.

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slightlylesslazy said:
Brilliance.
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